Classmate FD and I had been suddenly spending a lot of time together. We were at a large gathering when someone asked, "So who's dating FD?"
Three of us raised our hands, and the person who asked looked at me.
"We're doing a lot of flirting; I don't know if you'd actually call it 'dating'," I replied.
Then the scene shifted, and I was about to enter a church for a wedding, but dawdled, in case FD showed up. I finally gave up and entered, then sat in the row behind my CHRP sisters, even though they'd clearly been saving me a seat.
I don't know what happened to the wedding, because suddenly FD was standing in my bedroom door.
"Warning; I'm about to take off my shirt," I said.
"That's okay; I'll take mine off too." He starts to unbutton his shirt.
I pulled my black sweater over my head, and I'm only wearing a black bra on top. I pull my red/black plaid shirt on, but don't fasten it. FD pulled me to him, and I pecked his lips, feeling a slight sizzle. He pecked my lips and lingered....suddenly we're making out, then French-kissing passionately.
I woke up thinking, "YUCK! It's FD!!" and, "Like THAT would ever happen!" *shudders*
Monday, December 24, 2018
Thursday, December 13, 2018
Letter To Newbie Writer.....
Dear Writer:
So you think you have a finished product and would like it published? I have NO problem helping you out, and even pointing you in the right direction of editors, cover artist, and getting it formatted correctly.
But based on a recent wip that someone sent us, here are some basic guidelines:
1) When you send me your MS, I expect a FINISHED product.
a) Finished=No spelling, grammar, or punctuation errors.
b) MS in either Word, RTF doc, or equivalent. NOT a 'notepad'.
2) I expect you to have done your homework and know basic publishing terms, such as Title, Bio, Dedication, or have at least some IDEA of what you want for in a title or cover art.
3) I also expect you to know what size book you have in mind. How many pages is it? Do you want a hardback or paperback? Do you want e-book?
4) I expect you to have some sort of marketing idea. Do you just want to hand out copies to friends and family, or do you want to do some local events? If you live farther than 3 hours from me, I will NOT help you do this. I can make suggestions, but I will NOT contact people in your area to set up signings. I WILL, however, be happy to spotlight on my blog, and even share your links on social media.
I do not think those four criteria is too much to ask. If you don't know what i'm talking about, then you are not ready to publish. Do. Your. HOMEWORK! ASK someone. Google it. Join a FB group or email an author. We are always willing to help people learn the ropes. Just, please don't learn the ropes and expect instant results? When I decided to pursue publishing, it took me THREE YEARS of learning the basics, studying and reading, as well as asking questions. I took every free workshop I could find, from blurb-writing to marketing, to writing good sex scenes. I can help you find these workshops.
IF you have checked off the above criteria and think you're ready to publish, by all means, contact me. Just know I will be more picky in the future about whom I help.
Sincerely,
Your Author Friend
So you think you have a finished product and would like it published? I have NO problem helping you out, and even pointing you in the right direction of editors, cover artist, and getting it formatted correctly.
But based on a recent wip that someone sent us, here are some basic guidelines:
1) When you send me your MS, I expect a FINISHED product.
a) Finished=No spelling, grammar, or punctuation errors.
b) MS in either Word, RTF doc, or equivalent. NOT a 'notepad'.
2) I expect you to have done your homework and know basic publishing terms, such as Title, Bio, Dedication, or have at least some IDEA of what you want for in a title or cover art.
3) I also expect you to know what size book you have in mind. How many pages is it? Do you want a hardback or paperback? Do you want e-book?
4) I expect you to have some sort of marketing idea. Do you just want to hand out copies to friends and family, or do you want to do some local events? If you live farther than 3 hours from me, I will NOT help you do this. I can make suggestions, but I will NOT contact people in your area to set up signings. I WILL, however, be happy to spotlight on my blog, and even share your links on social media.
I do not think those four criteria is too much to ask. If you don't know what i'm talking about, then you are not ready to publish. Do. Your. HOMEWORK! ASK someone. Google it. Join a FB group or email an author. We are always willing to help people learn the ropes. Just, please don't learn the ropes and expect instant results? When I decided to pursue publishing, it took me THREE YEARS of learning the basics, studying and reading, as well as asking questions. I took every free workshop I could find, from blurb-writing to marketing, to writing good sex scenes. I can help you find these workshops.
IF you have checked off the above criteria and think you're ready to publish, by all means, contact me. Just know I will be more picky in the future about whom I help.
Sincerely,
Your Author Friend
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